All Men Are Bastards
 
Thor May
 
Bernice (young woman) That's it ! I've had men. He didn't even have the guts to ring and say it was over.
Jim (male workmate) So how did you know? This kind of drama seems to be the story of your life.
Bernice The wus just sent an e-mail. He said his job left no time for playing around. I hate him.
Jim Maybe he was telling the truth. His job is pretty full-on, and it's important to him.
Bernice You men! You are so screwed up! You'll never understand what women want. Well, I've had enough. No more boyfriends.
Jim Ha ha. Famous last words. You women never understand what men want. You just want to talk. You have to DO things side by side with a man. That's how men make friends.
Bernice Friends? Women are my only real friends. They'll listen when I need them. Boys just run off to play games.
Jim Well, I'm off to watch the soccer. Want to come?
 
Expressions:
 
1. I've had ______________ !
2. This kind of __________ seems _____________
3. The wus just ____________________
4. _________ left no time for __________________
5. __________is pretty full-on.
6.You will never understand ______________
7. No more _______________ for me !
8. Women never understand what ________________
9. ________________ side by side with ______________
10. That's how men ______________
11. ____________________ are my only friends.
12. _______________ when I need them.
13. I'm off to  ___________________
14. (Do you) want to ______________ ?