Crazy Conversations for Learning English  - Thor May 2007


note: The scenes in these conversations are mostly a little crazy, silly or stupid. That makes them easier to remember ! Please act a bit crazy when you do them. Especially use extra stress in your intonation, and join phrases into tone groups. Do not speak word by word !


1. A Brain Chip for English

+ Hello. Is this seat free?

- Sure. Have a seat. Where are you from?

+ Ah, you wouldn't know the place. It's not far from Alpha Centuri.

- Pardon? I don't understand.

+ I'm an off-world visitor from another planet.

- Ah, right. Where did you learn English?.

+ They gave me a brain chip implant. It cost a fair bit too.

- Really ! Where can I get a brain chip for English?

+ Well, there's a good implant hospital back on my planet.

- Hmm. How can I get there?

+ There's a Vogon cargo spaceship leaving tomorrow. Maybe you could stow away.



Crazy Conversations for Learning English by Thor May

2. A Brain Chip for English

a) Speaker 1 ( + )

+ Hello. Is this seat free?
-
+ Ah, you wouldn't know the place. It's not far from Alpha Centuri.
-
+ I'm an off-world visitor from another planet.
-
+ They gave me a brain chip implant. It cost a fair bit too.
-
+ Well, there's a good implant hospital back on my planet.
-
+ There's a Vogon cargo spaceship leaving tomorrow. Maybe you could stow away.


Crazy Conversations for Learning English by Thor May

3. A Brain Chip for English

b) Speaker 2 ( - )

+
- Sure. Have a seat. Where are you from?
+
- Pardon? I don't understand.
+
- Ah, right. Where did you learn English?.
+
- Really ! Where can I get a brain chip for English?
+ .
- Hmm. How can I get there?
+


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